December 2010
53 posts
See now that’s your problem. You’re wishin’ too much, baby....
– Richard from Texas ‘Eat, Pray, Love’
is anyone else's Dashboard not loading older...
I could use some pinot grigio. And drunkness.
I love how in awe we still are of each other :)
you are so sexy and you don’t even know it.
wow the 16 year olds on tumblr really disturb me.
they are all sex crazed alcoholics. that’s ok for me because i’m 22. but these ones are just CHILLUNS! not ok. what is the world coming to?
How I'm going to lose weight:
-Sign up for a fitness class at MAC over xmas break
-Exercise at least three times a week for an hour and a half per day whether that be at the gym, hiking, walking, running, biking.
-Eat only fruits, vegetables, and whole grains for every meal except one day a week when I can eat naughty foods that I love such as cheese, ice cream, white flour pastas, and burritos.
-Maybe start keeping track...
Things I want:
1. to be done with finals
2. an apartment of my own
3. not a single pimple
4. laser hair removal
5. the iud (don’t judge me)
6. money
7. new clothes
8. good grades
9. my boobs to be the same size
10. no cellulite
11. to get in shape
12. sunshine on a cloudy day?
13. animal crackers in my soup
14. bollocks… i don’t actually want those
15. kyle to have more days off...
437. If you compare yourself with others, you may...
so true. because everyone envys what they don’t have or feels better because of what they do have.
what is my mother doing up at 2am? probably spying on me and kyle to make sure we’re in our own rooms….
get me the fuck out of this house.
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I need to move out.
Living with my mother is torture. Living with my mother and having my boyfriend living here for the time being is HELL. No privacy, jumpiness, nagging, someone else’s rules, someone else’s way of doing things, no dryer, no independence. HELL.
I have gotten nothing done today. I’m so glad I have a final tomorrow. Brilliant.
dont judge me but...
I want laser hair removal on my lady bits.
Book lovers always have to touch books.
teachingliteracy:
wortundsatz:
(Maureen Corrigan, Leave Me Alone: I’m Reading)
So the boy and I are fighting. Because he looked at some xxx-rated material and I called him out on it. I was gone when he got home from work. But he’s been in his room with the door closed (and I’m pretty sure locked) since I got back. Ha. So two hours? We clearly have great communication skills.
I’m about to bitch slap you in the DICK
I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
– Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll (via speaklisten)
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Dip it low
Pick it up slow
Roll it all around
Poke it out like your back broke
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I’ma show you how to make your man say “Oh!”
Dude, you’ve got issues if you don’t don’t want this origami flower.
I'm so turned off right now... this never happens...
When I fly solo, I fly so high
– Manchester Orchestra “I can barely breathe”
Alright dudes, get ready to be Cesar Millan'ed....
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